After twenty-two years of careful research...

... it's been discovered that the simplest way to happiness is through calling other people fat and ugly.

Facts learnt at Jold's Gim #1

The simplest way to lose weight is to workout until your limbs fall off. Thirty percent of your body weight zapped away in the form of lost hands and legs is the goodness.

Philosophy starts with a question...

Mine is, if someone swallowed a wad of chewing gum, would they blow a bubble out of their butt every time they'd fart?

Global Thrills

Me is thrilled to have been tripping on a Golden Globe winner over the past month and a half.