After twenty-two years of careful research...

... it's been discovered that the simplest way to happiness is through calling other people fat and ugly.

Facts learnt at Jold's Gim #1

The simplest way to lose weight is to workout until your limbs fall off. Thirty percent of your body weight zapped away in the form of lost hands and legs is the goodness.

Philosophy starts with a question...

Mine is, if someone swallowed a wad of chewing gum, would they blow a bubble out of their butt every time they'd fart?

Global Thrills

Me is thrilled to have been tripping on a Golden Globe winner over the past month and a half.

Renaissance Man?

Tripping on a Bollywood track that so completely classical... Not a first, either way, but an interesting meld. So, is A.R.Rahman the Renaissance Man?
Try out Manmohini Morey from Yuvvraaj.

Score
Vijay Prakash 1
World 0

Diwali Celebrations!

Me: Hola... Happy holidays to you...

PR: u too

diwali happiness to all and sundry

Me: Diwali's no time for happiness... Diwali's the time for coughing and patting each other on the back to normalize one's breathing...

PR: ahh

and gorging on food

and having your dictatorial roomie tell you to wear a sari....or else

Me: If you can stop coughing, that is... Otherwise Diwali is also the time to be choking on food and being patted to drive your oesophagus clear...

Ah... Celebrations...

Good, good...

PR: i like your enthusiasm

Seeds

So, little Raju's in jail and he's being paraded around town. Cases in Bandra, Kalyan, Satara and even Jamshedpur... Who else thinks he's going national on a government ticket?