Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Renaissance Man?

Tripping on a Bollywood track that so completely classical... Not a first, either way, but an interesting meld. So, is A.R.Rahman the Renaissance Man?
Try out Manmohini Morey from Yuvvraaj.

Score
Vijay Prakash 1
World 0

Monday, October 27, 2008

Diwali Celebrations!

Me: Hola... Happy holidays to you...

PR: u too
diwali happiness to all and sundry

Me: Diwali's no time for happiness... Diwali's the time for coughing and patting each other on the back to normalize one's breathing...

PR: ahh
and gorging on food
and having your dictatorial roomie tell you to wear a sari....or else

Me: If you can stop coughing, that is... Otherwise Diwali is also the time to be choking on food and being patted to drive your oesophagus clear...
Ah... Celebrations...
Good, good...

PR: i like your enthusiasm

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Seeds

So, little Raju's in jail and he's being paraded around town. Cases in Bandra, Kalyan, Satara and even Jamshedpur... Who else thinks he's going national on a government ticket?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Well, isn't that nice?

So, it turns out the girl with the angioplasty mum and the gay man with chronic alcoholism were the ones who turned traitors to their peers. So much for good will...

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Will work for food - In a week

Boy, is it a kick to the gut when you're told you might not have a job in a week cause the workplace is closing down... And especially so when you've joined just a week back...!

Wonder what'll happen to the girl who put her her mother's angioplasty on her credit card three days ago...?

Friday, June 20, 2008

Fair Warning

If you've got a wide ass, I think it'd be a bad, bad idea to sit on it...

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Life Lessons: No.1 - Hanging with idiots.

Hanging out with idiots is a bad idea. It could cause old people to call you bastards in public. Learning this through experience at Shivaji Park, of all places was certainly a swift kick to the hangies.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Products of Indigestion

Indigestion over the past few days has had an interesting side-effect on me. I have developed literary aspirations. "Living with Nausea: A tale of grit and determination" is going to be a true survivor's story.