Diwali Celebrations!

Me: Hola... Happy holidays to you...

PR: u too

diwali happiness to all and sundry

Me: Diwali's no time for happiness... Diwali's the time for coughing and patting each other on the back to normalize one's breathing...

PR: ahh

and gorging on food

and having your dictatorial roomie tell you to wear a sari....or else

Me: If you can stop coughing, that is... Otherwise Diwali is also the time to be choking on food and being patted to drive your oesophagus clear...

Ah... Celebrations...

Good, good...

PR: i like your enthusiasm