Diwali Celebrations!

Me: Hola... Happy holidays to you...

PR: u too

diwali happiness to all and sundry

Me: Diwali's no time for happiness... Diwali's the time for coughing and patting each other on the back to normalize one's breathing...

PR: ahh

and gorging on food

and having your dictatorial roomie tell you to wear a sari....or else

Me: If you can stop coughing, that is... Otherwise Diwali is also the time to be choking on food and being patted to drive your oesophagus clear...

Ah... Celebrations...

Good, good...

PR: i like your enthusiasm

Seeds

So, little Raju's in jail and he's being paraded around town. Cases in Bandra, Kalyan, Satara and even Jamshedpur... Who else thinks he's going national on a government ticket?

Well, isn't that nice?

So, it turns out the girl with the angioplasty mum and the gay man with chronic alcoholism were the ones who turned traitors to their peers. So much for good will...

Will work for food - In a week

Boy, is it a kick to the gut when you're told you might not have a job in a week cause the workplace is closing down... And especially so when you've joined just a week back...!

Wonder what'll happen to the girl who put her her mother's angioplasty on her credit card three days ago...?